Last week, I posted about a mystery conference cruise and a certain ghost ship, adrift at sea.
All those passengers stranded on that cruise ship with no power, no services, limited supplies, nothing to do. If that had actually been the mystery cruise, I told my wife, at least the authors would sell a lot of books. And she responded, if they ran out of toilet paper.
Which got me thinking about the problem with ebooks. Try wiping your ass with a kindle.
And the new marketing slogan for my book? It’s Beginning to Look a Lot like Murder. Now with two-ply pages.